everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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