But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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