so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Randomize