Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
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