Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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