He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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