What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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