Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Randomize