I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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