Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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