if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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