she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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