why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
bring money and cleavage
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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