Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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