My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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