I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I party with great urgency now.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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