His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I think I am morally bankrupt
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Randomize
