i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
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