Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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