she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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