Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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