Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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