Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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