it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Everclear isn't food dammit
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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