idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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