i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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