im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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