you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
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