One girl and one boy is just not enough.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
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