Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
