I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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