just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Randomize
