actually, I'm a sock model
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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