I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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