i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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