STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
