It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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