Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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