Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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