coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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