I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize