I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Randomize
