you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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