return my video game
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
