everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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