turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
