Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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