No, you can still breathe under the balls.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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