dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
i dont even know how to be here
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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