well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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