I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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