your thong is hanging out like whoa
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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