is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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