I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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