is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
