He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
high people should be assigned attendants
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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